1 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,400 This is murder. 2 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:40,720 It's an execution. 3 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:10,210 Fall in love with the one you should not fall in love with 4 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:10,719 Excuse me. 5 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:11,780 I'm looking for Connor. 6 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,600 I think he's up on the roof. 7 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,280 On the Bishop Street side. 8 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:18,340 Thanks. Right, Josh. 9 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,440 Yeah. 10 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,400 Yeah. 11 00:02:35,060 --> 00:02:36,060 Put him over there. 12 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,680 Yeah. How's he getting? 13 00:02:38,270 --> 00:02:39,270 I was just passing. 14 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:40,149 How's it going? 15 00:02:40,150 --> 00:02:42,390 Your packing tent blows up. How's that happened? 16 00:02:42,590 --> 00:02:44,010 There's no jobs, Clive. I've got nothing. 17 00:02:44,410 --> 00:02:46,890 Yeah, I was just wondering because, you know, I've wound myself three short 18 00:02:46,890 --> 00:02:47,890 days. I don't need you. 19 00:02:48,090 --> 00:02:49,090 I can do anything. 20 00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:51,670 Where's that lad who used to work for you? 21 00:02:52,110 --> 00:02:53,110 Francis, where's he now? 22 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:56,690 I got rid of him. I'll tell you where he is. He's working for Ashbridge. 23 00:02:56,930 --> 00:02:57,888 And do you know what? 24 00:02:57,890 --> 00:02:58,890 He's happy. 25 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:02,610 Proper little smile he has. Not when he was with you. He was miserable as sin 26 00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:07,010 because you bullied him night and day. He was useless. He was good, Clive. You 27 00:03:07,010 --> 00:03:10,090 stamped on him. She said, no, I don't have any jobs. Because no one likes 28 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:12,770 working with you. You're a fucking misery, truth be told. 29 00:03:13,050 --> 00:03:14,050 Will you employ Rajesh? 30 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:15,230 Yes, I will. 31 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:16,250 What's wrong with him? 32 00:03:18,290 --> 00:03:20,730 Just works my shorts over your hair. 33 00:03:20,970 --> 00:03:23,530 I won't. Well, if you do... I won't. But there is something. 34 00:03:24,530 --> 00:03:26,130 You can tell your lot I said thanks. 35 00:03:26,990 --> 00:03:30,650 What do you mean? I've been on sight -sightedness since I was 16 years old. 36 00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:31,650 I shaved Clive. 37 00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:33,590 Shaved like a dog right from the start. 38 00:03:34,070 --> 00:03:35,770 Because I thought I'd like a nice life one day. 39 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,450 Just me and the missus, nice little life. I got one. 40 00:03:38,730 --> 00:03:39,910 Tiny little farmhouse. 41 00:03:40,210 --> 00:03:41,850 It's a wreck, but I've done it up. 42 00:03:42,450 --> 00:03:44,270 Ten years it took me. Now it's all done. 43 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:46,130 My retirement all settled. 44 00:03:47,110 --> 00:03:49,330 Except I can go there for 90 days. 45 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:50,388 That's all. 46 00:03:50,390 --> 00:03:52,090 Just 90 sodding days. 47 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:56,610 Because it's in France, isn't it? 90 days and I've got to go home, thanks to 48 00:03:56,610 --> 00:03:57,549 your lot. 49 00:03:57,550 --> 00:03:58,810 Now I'm voting leave. 50 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:00,570 For you. 51 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:01,728 Piss off. 52 00:04:01,730 --> 00:04:02,730 Bye. 53 00:04:36,460 --> 00:04:38,040 I can pay you 120 a day. 54 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:40,060 You can do bar work for that. 55 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:42,880 I'm paying two wages, sick pay for bugs and now as a replacement. 56 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,160 I can give you six days and that's it. 57 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:07,430 Do you mind not eating in the hall, eh? 58 00:05:07,730 --> 00:05:09,070 It's like a doth house. 59 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:11,090 Some of us have got to live here. 60 00:05:12,110 --> 00:05:14,510 Are you going to be turning the electric off again? 61 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:18,830 You should have got a letter. I did, and I read it, and it was a photocopy. It 62 00:05:18,830 --> 00:05:22,430 wasn't specific to this place, so I don't trust you for a second. 63 00:05:27,190 --> 00:05:28,190 Diane. 64 00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:30,770 Flat five. 65 00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:34,870 Clive. 66 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:36,950 See you Clive. 67 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,400 to see. 68 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:18,520 Hard at work. 69 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,360 Where's your little mate? 70 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,340 Oh, you know, it's like same old story. 71 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,520 New job across town and off they go. 72 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,100 If I was in charge, I wouldn't allow it. 73 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,440 Oh, so you're not the boss then? 74 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,340 No, not me, no. 75 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,060 If I was running this, I'd be finished by now. 76 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,320 Well, that would be a shame. 77 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,500 So, packed his stuff, chucked him out. 78 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:49,340 That wasn't the end of it, though, because he'd left all these bills 79 00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:50,340 found them. 80 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:55,280 He'd stuffed them away, hidden them like a squirrel. There was council tax, 81 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,640 electricity, some of them going back months. 82 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,380 I said, what's all this? 83 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:01,580 He said, I just panic. 84 00:07:01,940 --> 00:07:03,900 I said, what do you mean you just panic? 85 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:09,780 He said, it's me dyslexia. Oh, God, that's just a bloody excuse, isn't it? 86 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:11,460 That's what I said. 87 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:14,000 You know, there's no such thing as dyslexia. Oh, my... 88 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,880 Exactly what I said. I've been saying that to him for years. It's just a 89 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,880 you know. It's like this billion -dollar industry. 90 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:24,840 Oh, my God, you are like a voice in the wilderness. This is too good to be true. 91 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:29,320 Come on, tell me, is there a Mrs Clive? Eh? 92 00:07:29,860 --> 00:07:33,060 Because there is, isn't there? Yeah, yeah, Marie. 93 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,240 Been married 24 years. 94 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:37,960 Two boys, Saul and George. 95 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:39,860 Old -fashioned names? 96 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,200 Yeah. 97 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,360 And... How are you? You and Marie? 98 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:46,900 Yeah, we're okay. 99 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:53,960 I'm both a bit knackered, but... I'm in the bad books. 100 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,640 I've been for a very long time. 101 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:02,900 Why? 102 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,240 Go easy. It cost me a dog. 103 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:15,680 I just made a mistake, you know. 104 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:20,540 So we went on holiday to Scarborough, to this caravan park. 105 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:26,060 And there was this woman, because they had this restaurant. Well, it was like a 106 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:27,640 cafe thing, and she worked there. 107 00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:29,520 Patricia. Patricia. 108 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,299 Yeah, listen, it's just been a long time since anyone's fancied me, and 109 00:08:33,299 --> 00:08:37,539 Patricia, she was like, she was looking, you know, and I kind of... Well, to be 110 00:08:37,539 --> 00:08:39,840 fair, I was puzzled. Get to the point. Well, I slept with her. 111 00:08:44,359 --> 00:08:50,240 Just one night they had this barbecue and... ..Merry found 112 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:54,260 out and kaboom, you know, that was it. 113 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:58,960 Never forgiven to this day. And I mean never, ever forgiven. 114 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:00,840 I mean never. 115 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:07,540 And I've paid the price for that. To this sudden day, I have. 116 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,260 How did you find out? 117 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,280 Well, I told her. 118 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,180 What did you do that for? 119 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:19,080 I've let me let her now, haven't I? 120 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:23,520 So you won't tell her next time? 121 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:28,420 No. 122 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:34,920 There's a little Italian, Barlamore Road. 123 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,980 Friday night, they do two courses for 15 quid. 124 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,080 Fancy it? 125 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,040 Help Stuart, I said hello. 126 00:11:07,469 --> 00:11:09,410 Oh, you don't mind, do you? 127 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:10,870 No, girlfriend. 128 00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:12,730 Yeah, it's my girlfriend. 129 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,150 She's going to need you. 130 00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:15,630 She's very excited. 131 00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:23,860 Thank you. 132 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,540 Oh, okay, give me a song. 133 00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:41,650 You're not allowed to take pics. 134 00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:42,850 Buy her something. 135 00:12:44,690 --> 00:12:45,690 Thank you very much. 136 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:49,690 You gave me ten pounds, you know, for you. Oh, that's so nice of you. Thank 137 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:53,930 Yeah, nice dining. 138 00:13:09,450 --> 00:13:10,610 You didn't stand me up. 139 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:11,830 That's a good sign. 140 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,250 You look smart. 141 00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:20,670 I was going to make a bit more of an effort, but Christine phoned just as I 142 00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:23,490 in, and I said, not now, Christine, but she wouldn't stop. Right, because I 143 00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:30,310 wanted to say, I think I should make it clear that there's not going to be any 144 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:36,090 sex. Who said there was? No, there's not. Let me sit down. 145 00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:44,630 I just think I should explain. 146 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:50,610 Because with Patricia, that was the woman in the caravan. Yeah, yeah, I know 147 00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:52,130 she is. Yeah, well, I didn't sleep with her. 148 00:13:56,610 --> 00:13:58,070 OK. I mean, there was a moment. 149 00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:01,150 I mean, she was looking all the time. 150 00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:03,610 Marie noticed. She said, look, she's looking. 151 00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:07,530 And there was this big barbecue thing, but nothing happened. 152 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:16,250 And what do you want, eh? A medal? Just think you should know, that's all. 153 00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:18,390 Then why did you say you did? 154 00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:24,830 Because it would make her cross. 155 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,510 Who? Marie. Your wife? Yeah. 156 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:28,750 Hang on. 157 00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:34,030 You didn't just tell me you slept with Patricia. You told your wife you slept 158 00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:36,210 with Patricia when you didn't. Yeah. 159 00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:37,570 You made it all up. 160 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:41,130 You lied to your wife. For how long? What? 161 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:43,120 Yeah, almost six years. 162 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:47,620 She's been punishing you for six years for nothing. 163 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:52,200 Does she know now? Have you told her? Does she know the truth? 164 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,600 No. 165 00:14:53,700 --> 00:15:00,040 Jesus Christ, Clive. I mean, Jesus Christ. Why did you lie in the first 166 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:05,020 Because... I thought it would make me look, um... 167 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:07,740 What? 168 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:29,160 Well, I will say, it was the most interesting thing about you. 169 00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:32,140 Don't say anything. 170 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,020 Don't make a fuss. 171 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,160 Don't do that to me. 172 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,410 So what happened? 173 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,690 Just... nothing much. 174 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:43,450 Stuart's really boring since he got that job. 175 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:49,530 And Brodie's got work tomorrow, so... Where are the boys? 176 00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:51,330 Out. 177 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:59,570 Still... Friday night. 178 00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:21,920 I was thinking, the boys. 179 00:17:23,339 --> 00:17:26,780 You said we'd wait till they were old enough and then split up, but it's not 180 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:27,780 going to work, is it? 181 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:29,720 We can't afford it, Clive. 182 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:32,900 Either I leave or you leave. 183 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,280 I can't afford a flat, can you? 184 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,820 I'm trying to get more work, aren't I? 185 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,420 I'm not having a go. 186 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:40,780 Then what? 187 00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:48,360 Well, it could be years till the boys leave home. 188 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:54,060 Soul's showing no sign, and even if George goes to university, they go, and 189 00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:55,980 they come back. That's what happens these days. 190 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,400 So? 191 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:06,200 So I'm saying that we stay like this, living here. It's not so bad. 192 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,120 Well, I don't think it's bad at all. 193 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,380 Well, it is, if you don't mind my saying so. 194 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:23,850 But if we accept it, and all right, yes, OK, I will stop having a go at you, 195 00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:26,030 then we'd be OK. 196 00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:30,010 We could stop pretending. 197 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:33,230 Hello? 198 00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,010 Stop this. 199 00:18:42,970 --> 00:18:43,970 Oh, OK. 200 00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:46,930 It's about time. 201 00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:48,310 Is it? 202 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,840 I don't need it, I'm fine. 203 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:56,720 And I know men like to have their little bit of fun. God knows you'll approve of 204 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,699 that. 205 00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:00,380 But you could finish yourself off. You do it anyway. 206 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:05,220 If you're 20 minutes in the bathroom, the boys say you're having a wank. 207 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,259 Well, aren't you? 208 00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:07,260 Marie. 209 00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:16,900 I just think it would help if we stopped planning for things that are never 210 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:17,900 going to happen. 211 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,240 Cos I dream of it, Clive. 212 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,640 Little flat all on my own. 213 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,620 Tiny little garden. 214 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:34,040 Window in the sunlight so Mum can come and sit with me. 215 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,560 Never going to happen, is it? 216 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,700 So what, we just stay like this forever, do we? 217 00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:03,780 You in tonight? 218 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:05,580 Fox it back to you. 219 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,660 All right, I'm just... 220 00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:14,460 How's your project? 221 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,240 What project? 222 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,880 American civil rights. What grade did you get? 223 00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:21,740 I don't know. Well, you do know. Come on, what grade did you get? 224 00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:24,380 A B. 225 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,800 Well, can't you work a bit harder? 226 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,180 What did you get in school, then? No, go on. 227 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:32,480 What grade did you get? 228 00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:33,730 All right. 229 00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:35,510 So tell me about it. 230 00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:36,889 About what? 231 00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:37,930 American civil rights. 232 00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:40,570 Good. Yeah, come on, educate me. 233 00:21:40,850 --> 00:21:41,829 What for? 234 00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:43,230 That's all I know. But what for? 235 00:21:46,330 --> 00:21:49,110 Because your mum thinks we should talk more, but she doesn't see it. 236 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,000 Sorry, I know. I've locked myself out. 237 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,720 I was just putting something in the bin and then click. 238 00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:15,360 Go on, give us your key then. 239 00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:18,220 You said you had a spare key. You might as well give it to me, mate. 240 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,200 What's your alarm code? 241 00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:21,700 Er, OK. 242 00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:23,540 1502. 243 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:29,040 1502. Remember, George, 1502. God, he's got a nice life next door, hasn't he? 244 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,660 Swanning around all hours. 245 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:31,779 What have you done now? 246 00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:32,499 His key. 247 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:35,700 Like when his alarm went off last time he was on holiday. Now we won't have to 248 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:36,700 put up with it. 249 00:22:37,610 --> 00:22:38,610 What was it? 250 00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:40,590 1502. 1502. 251 00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:43,450 That's his alarm. 252 00:23:57,399 --> 00:23:59,920 No, stop crying. It's not even a thing yet. 253 00:24:57,230 --> 00:25:00,550 I've never felt safer. I've never felt more secure. 254 00:25:23,050 --> 00:25:24,070 What are you doing in this house? 255 00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:25,310 George. 256 00:25:25,470 --> 00:25:27,170 Hey, answer me. What are you doing in here? 257 00:25:27,410 --> 00:25:29,010 I said there was someone in this house. I said so. 258 00:25:29,290 --> 00:25:32,130 He's been using the key. What do you mean? Did you know he was here? Did I 259 00:25:32,170 --> 00:25:35,450 I knew there was someone in this house. He's been drinking my wine. The level in 260 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:36,450 the wine is down. What are you talking about? 261 00:25:36,690 --> 00:25:37,910 What's wine got to do with it? 262 00:25:38,230 --> 00:25:39,230 George. 263 00:25:40,030 --> 00:25:41,290 George, don't touch him. 264 00:25:41,510 --> 00:25:43,190 He's in my house. You fucking dare. 265 00:25:43,590 --> 00:25:48,410 He's in my house. I gave you my key, which he's got a dollar. 266 00:25:49,410 --> 00:25:52,550 You say you're the man of your day, drinking wine every single day. God 267 00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:54,850 what else, because you're a son. I'm drinking wine with you. 268 00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:57,690 What? 269 00:25:58,450 --> 00:25:59,450 George? 270 00:26:04,110 --> 00:26:05,110 George! 271 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,800 Don't kill him. 272 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,860 Tell me, what were you doing in that man's house? 273 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,080 What were you doing in his house? Did he invite you in? What's that supposed to 274 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,080 mean? Did he invite you? 275 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Yeah. 276 00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:38,980 Your boyfriend wants you. Don't be so stupid. No, I'm always the stupid one, 277 00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:39,539 aren't I? 278 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:40,540 Open the door! 279 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,880 Open the door! 280 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,200 You couldn't leave him alone, eh? OK, I'll leave it out of control. We can 281 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,200 it out. 282 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:53,750 I just want to see George. I just want to talk to him like adults, okay? And I 283 00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:56,970 want my key, because you were in charge of it, Clive, and I want it back. 284 00:26:57,190 --> 00:26:58,190 Sorry, all right. 285 00:26:58,390 --> 00:26:59,970 George! Don't you dare! 286 00:27:01,490 --> 00:27:02,490 Get here! 287 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:04,970 Hey! George! 288 00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:06,890 Get back here! 289 00:27:07,650 --> 00:27:08,650 Hey! 290 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,650 You'll have to come back in the end. 291 00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:29,020 He needs the bollocking because, you know, I mean, we all make mistakes, but 292 00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:30,020 had crossed a line there. 293 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,560 What was he doing in your house? 294 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:40,700 What was my boy doing in your house for days and days? 295 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,860 He's 16 years old! 296 00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:45,900 OK, see you later. Bye. 297 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:57,060 Your son, George. Your son, George, stole my key and waited till I left. 298 00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:04,560 Because if I knew he was there, why the fuck would I walk up to my front door 299 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,560 with you? 300 00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:11,320 No, no, no, no, no, wait. So, he was breaking and entering. 301 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:17,520 He stole things. He masturbated in front of my television. And these are all on 302 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:21,020 the list of things I am telling the police, including your assault of me. 303 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:26,060 because if you're going to take on this fucking poof 304 00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:32,160 don't you 305 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:38,980 don't you say that don't you 306 00:28:38,980 --> 00:28:39,980 ever 307 00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:13,260 Judy, tell Saul to pack his stuff up and get out. 308 00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:16,140 You will not believe what his father has just done. 309 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:19,940 You're a beautiful lad, Saul, but I'm afraid you've got to go. And if you want 310 00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:21,840 to know why, then you're mad old Dad. 311 00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:25,700 No, you need to come home. They said Dad went crazy. Like, George was in next 312 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,599 door's house. 313 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,720 He broke in and he was stark naked. 314 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,260 Push around, what's the problem? 315 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,020 So where's George now? I don't know, do I? I'm still here. 316 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,840 He actually attacked you? 317 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,160 Yes. 318 00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:37,580 That is assault. 319 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,020 And you have to go. 320 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:40,840 Don't even have my car. 321 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:44,340 Left it in town. I'm stuck here. Can you come and drive me in? 322 00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:46,260 I'm coming. 323 00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:49,840 Somebody tell me. 324 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:56,860 He's going to call the police because you assaulted him, Clive. Him and snotty 325 00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:59,360 bitch Stephanie. They're going to call the police. 326 00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:35,820 You should have a vodka in there. 327 00:30:36,860 --> 00:30:37,960 I've got to take the car home. 328 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:42,340 And I'm trying to stay alert. I have a thief living next door and a thug. 329 00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:44,060 Really? You should call the police, though. 330 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:48,300 Really, really. I know, I know, but, like, I'm thinking of me. I mean, what 331 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:52,080 he got into the court? I'm a gay man with a 16 -year -old boy in my house. 332 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,620 would that look like? He broke in. 333 00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:55,740 Yeah, but look at the reaction of his dad, huh? 334 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,820 Anything to do with George, you know? 335 00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:01,200 Then I'm a groomer and a pedo and I'm... 336 00:31:02,149 --> 00:31:05,550 Pervert. If that gets online, there's five million straight men waiting to 337 00:31:05,550 --> 00:31:06,429 attack me. 338 00:31:06,430 --> 00:31:07,430 Plenty of straight women. 339 00:31:08,330 --> 00:31:09,530 What makes you say that? 340 00:31:10,210 --> 00:31:11,210 The world. 341 00:31:11,710 --> 00:31:15,290 And you know who would love this story? The licensing unit. The council would 342 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,510 leap on it and this place would be in trouble. 343 00:31:18,350 --> 00:31:20,790 If I go to the police, it will only get worse. 344 00:31:23,510 --> 00:31:24,950 To be fair, it's a little George. 345 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:29,810 He did just want a safe place to wank. Because men will do it anywhere. I've 346 00:31:29,810 --> 00:31:32,930 been studying this for years. It's my specialist subject. And I've got to tell 347 00:31:32,930 --> 00:31:37,490 you, girls, men will do it everywhere, all day long, you name it. They have 348 00:31:37,490 --> 00:31:42,890 spunked on it. Cinema seats, theatres, graveyards, cars, every single car. 349 00:31:43,030 --> 00:31:45,330 They've whacked up into every single seat. 350 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,860 I used to carry a handkerchief to wipe down seats on the bus. I'm now 351 00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:51,000 considering a beekeeper's outfit. 352 00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:55,060 Airplane. In the seat, the dirty dog. 353 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,260 The toilet cup. 354 00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,260 That's what turbulence is. 355 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:03,240 I am telling you, they have been fiddling away all through history. 356 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:07,460 You ask for Edmund Hillary, if he tugged off on the top of Everest, and he would 357 00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:08,460 say, yes. 358 00:32:08,730 --> 00:32:09,830 Because it was there. 359 00:32:10,490 --> 00:32:14,150 Christopher Columbus, he discovered America so he could find a new place and 360 00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:15,149 whack it out. 361 00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:21,210 Neil Armstrong, what was that? And then he varnished the moon. 362 00:32:21,510 --> 00:32:23,530 I'm telling you, two basic rules. 363 00:32:24,090 --> 00:32:29,750 One, never sit down. And two, don't go barefoot. Because we are standing on a 364 00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:34,570 carpet of globes. And if we could see life through UV glasses, the whole 365 00:32:34,570 --> 00:32:36,900 world... Would look like a melted can. 366 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,860 Well, fair do to George. He was maintaining a fine tradition. 367 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,120 To George. To George. 368 00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:48,980 Round the summies. 369 00:32:50,940 --> 00:32:52,220 Hiding like a chicken? 370 00:32:54,800 --> 00:33:00,660 You're supposed to be the clever one. But if Leo presses charges and you get a 371 00:33:00,660 --> 00:33:03,260 criminal record, you won't get into university. 372 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:05,750 That's not true, actually. 373 00:33:06,550 --> 00:33:09,750 Sherry from down the road, she got caught shoplifting and now she's doing 374 00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:10,750 economics. 375 00:33:11,350 --> 00:33:15,010 Which is funny, if you think about it. Thank you. Now button it. 376 00:33:17,070 --> 00:33:19,310 You will go and apologise. 377 00:33:20,110 --> 00:33:24,630 You'll apologise in person and I want you to write him a letter. Oh, God. 378 00:33:24,630 --> 00:33:25,630 you dare! 379 00:33:28,110 --> 00:33:30,190 You'll write a formal apology. 380 00:33:31,230 --> 00:33:35,190 Plus you can add up how much you own with all the wine and stuff, then double 381 00:33:35,190 --> 00:33:40,050 and pay him back and then... Then 382 00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:48,510 you 383 00:33:48,510 --> 00:33:50,490 can tell us why you did it. 384 00:33:51,610 --> 00:33:53,250 I mean, I'm not stupid. 385 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:54,590 I get it, OK? 386 00:33:56,270 --> 00:33:59,870 When I was a kid, I had a key to my nan's and I would bunk off. 387 00:34:00,699 --> 00:34:05,220 and sit in her flat when she was out on Thursday afternoons. And I did that for 388 00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:09,320 five years and no -one knew a thing, but that was family. He's the man next 389 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,320 door. 390 00:34:11,219 --> 00:34:12,219 Did he ask you that? 391 00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:16,400 He gave us his key, didn't he? It's an open door. And you're too young to know 392 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,600 when you're being, like, seduced. It's stupid. 393 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,040 It's a good point. 394 00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:29,120 Cos Leo's a bit out there. 395 00:34:29,530 --> 00:34:30,530 It's a bit obvious. 396 00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:34,989 And if he does call the police, it would be a good line to take in court. 397 00:34:36,150 --> 00:34:41,949 He's a homosexual man choosing to live ten feet away from two healthy lads. 398 00:34:43,370 --> 00:34:48,170 Two healthy... sexy lads, let's say it. 399 00:34:48,909 --> 00:34:50,190 He looks at me sometimes. 400 00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:51,609 Does he? 401 00:34:51,610 --> 00:34:53,270 Catch him, now and then. 402 00:34:54,170 --> 00:34:55,170 Eyeing me up. 403 00:34:55,810 --> 00:34:57,090 He can't help himself. 404 00:34:57,610 --> 00:34:59,770 Well, that could be useful. God, you're all just idiots! 405 00:35:00,990 --> 00:35:02,750 Do you know why I went there? 406 00:35:03,690 --> 00:35:05,430 Get away from you lot! 407 00:35:06,130 --> 00:35:09,750 Get away from the house! Get away from you! 408 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:34,300 I tell you what, darling, you'd better get your locks changed. Mike Wise, just 409 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,118 in case. 410 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,120 That's a hassle. 411 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,620 Oh God, I've got the key saved. Phew, I'll have to change everything. 412 00:36:51,820 --> 00:36:54,380 If you and I, you make me... 413 00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:34,390 Do you think he went through your thing, little Georgie Porgie? What, like my 414 00:37:34,390 --> 00:37:37,090 pad? Mm, I would. Oh, good. 415 00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:38,670 Why, 416 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:39,990 what would he find? 417 00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:15,400 Boss, I was thinking, did you check your computer? 418 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,540 No, it's good. It's locked. It's got a password. 419 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,240 Although if I leave the email open, it stays unlocked. 420 00:38:53,470 --> 00:38:55,030 Tell you one thing bothering me. 421 00:38:55,310 --> 00:38:57,070 That night you were texting George. 422 00:38:57,510 --> 00:38:58,990 So? I was being kind. 423 00:38:59,650 --> 00:39:03,530 Yeah, I know, but if his mum and dad demand to know everything, then George 424 00:39:03,530 --> 00:39:04,530 shows it to them. 425 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:05,970 But I said nice things. 426 00:39:07,150 --> 00:39:09,050 Oh, God, I left a voice note. 427 00:39:09,990 --> 00:39:13,070 George, I swear, if you tell your girlfriends about this, they will tell 428 00:39:13,070 --> 00:39:16,530 that every single stupid boy does this and you'll laugh about it. 429 00:39:17,410 --> 00:39:20,830 Because there's such a big world out there and you can have boyfriends or 430 00:39:20,830 --> 00:39:21,830 girlfriends or... 431 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,420 Wild and crazy hot sex you want night after night. 432 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:35,100 Because I promise you, George, there's a great big gay life just waiting for 433 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:36,100 you. 434 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,380 So if I delete it, will it delete on George's turn? 435 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:51,280 Yes. I'm getting rid of it. 436 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,080 I sent you that password generator. It's free and it's brilliant. Thanks, Mikey. 437 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,900 Oh, well, you weren't so helpful this afternoon, were you? I was pointing out 438 00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:13,900 the obvious. 439 00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:16,400 What? You posted Saul's wonderful video on the group chat. 440 00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:17,238 Oh, yeah. 441 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,660 What's all the other fun? 442 00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:31,720 He gets it all out online. 443 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,040 Saul bears all. 444 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,200 It's ten out of ten. 445 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:35,580 And I mean ten. 446 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:44,180 It's not private. It's a business. 447 00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:46,600 And he chooses to promote his son. It's not even up for debate. 448 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,060 He's your neighbour's son. He's 25. 449 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,080 He's only 25. 450 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,480 He sells it. He wants us to see. 451 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:54,720 Is that on your phone? 452 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,300 It's on everyone's. Well, then you should delete it. If I end up taking 453 00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:00,900 Goss to court, the behaviour of his son could be very good evidence. 454 00:41:01,180 --> 00:41:03,820 Leo, just don't have it anywhere. 455 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,160 Well, it's not like I fancy him or anything. 456 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:07,900 Or that much. 457 00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:08,940 Oh, God. 458 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,260 I'll delete it. I'll delete it. 459 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,080 This is what they do. 460 00:41:23,420 --> 00:41:28,620 They make a link between gay men and children, and that link is ineradicable. 461 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:29,620 cannot be removed. 462 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,320 And they know that, the bastards. 463 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:37,860 So they repeat it. They shout it over and over and louder and louder. That's 464 00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:40,170 nice. Thanks, bye. What do we do to deserve that? 465 00:41:41,270 --> 00:41:43,590 What do you mean? Your message on the group chat. 466 00:41:43,810 --> 00:41:44,810 Guilty as charged. 467 00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:46,870 That's on my TV, Mrs. Struthers. 468 00:41:47,070 --> 00:41:48,070 What? What just happened? 469 00:41:48,330 --> 00:41:50,990 He just called us all perverts. I didn't do that. Look. 470 00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:53,590 Why would I do that? 471 00:41:54,430 --> 00:41:56,030 Look, look, there's the time. That's now. 472 00:41:56,450 --> 00:41:59,530 Twelve minutes past. Right now. And you saw me. I was sitting here. I didn't 473 00:41:59,530 --> 00:42:02,290 send it. You must have been on dictation and spread it by mistake. 474 00:42:02,510 --> 00:42:03,950 You did say perverts out loud. 475 00:42:04,350 --> 00:42:05,350 But it's not that. 476 00:42:06,220 --> 00:42:09,540 I've got this couple in love with you, Blake and Robbie. They've just adopted 477 00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:10,580 three children. 478 00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:14,880 They've never been able to do that back in the day. So things are better. 479 00:43:50,350 --> 00:43:51,350 me Phyllis. 480 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,440 Okay, it's been a long day. 481 00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:33,100 Good luck, Troop. 482 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,720 Keep flying the flag. 483 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,220 Seriously, though, be careful. I want now. 484 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,120 You're fine. 485 00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:41,700 Texting a teenager. 486 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:43,900 Oi, I didn't do anything wrong. 487 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,620 There's nothing like that on my phone, Leo. 488 00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:49,860 Sometimes I think you lot are so full of all your freedom. 489 00:45:58,860 --> 00:45:59,860 Just y 'all are.